reabal.ai

“this website is not responsible for your life choices.”

welcome to the abyss (it's cozy)

i build things, usually by accident, occasionally on purpose. its easier than goin' to therapy 🤷🏽‍♂️

👾 interactive chaos

digital toys

Productivity is a myth. Poke something.

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The Monty Hall Problem

A probability puzzle that proves humans are bad at math.

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The Butterfly Effect Lab

Simulate alternate timelines. Darkly funny, slightly existential.

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Should I Do It?

AI-powered regret minimiser for anxious brains.

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Friendship Forecast

Predicting emotional weather patterns in your social circle.

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Existential Fortune Teller

Receive a vaguely threatening truth about your life choices.

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Ship of Theseus

How much can you change before you're not you?

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Parallel Universe You

Design your alternate self in a different historical era.

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Classified

Secret Project

[redacted]

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Procedural Cities

Design dystopias. Watch them breathe.

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Villain Origin

Discover your supervillain alter-ego and nemesis.

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Fit Checker

Virtual changing room. See if the outfit slaps before you leave.

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The Inconvenience Store

An e-commerce site where the UI actively fights you.

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Orbital Trash Simulator

Kerbal Space Program for hoarders. Launch junk into orbit.

🧠 interactive essays

the library

if i have to read it, you have to experience it.

descend responsibly ↓

⚡20-minute reality check

404 Attention Not Found

A mildly concerning exploration of ADHD, motivation failures, and intention-action lag.

descend responsibly

👽15-minute existential crisis

The Fermi Paradox

Where the fuck are all the aliens?

peer into the void

🧠20-minute intelligence explosion

The AI Revolution

A modern autopsy of the moment intelligence stopped being exclusively human.

enter the simulation →

⏳15-minute temporal distortion

Time: The Useless Resource

Why time feels fake and your days evaporate.

lose track gracefully →

🎭20-minute reality check

The Performance of Being Human

Masking, mirroring, and the art of controlled chaos.

drop the mask →

🤡15-minute diagnostic

The Logic of Bad Decisions

A field guide to self-sabotage.

make another one →

🪽20-minute existential essay

The Physics of Loneliness

Why connection is harder than quantum tunneling.

begin collapse →

🕳️Looping indefinitely

The Paradox of Self-Improvement

Fixing yourself makes you break yourself.

attempt improvement →

📦State undecidable

Schrödinger's To-Do List

Everything is done and undone simultaneously.

open the box →

⚡Market volatile

The Dopamine Economy

Why your brain is a badly optimised marketplace.

enter the auction house →

Current Quests

side quests i definitely didn't need.

Active Mission

ship one ridiculous tool a week

teach the AI to bully me into resting

pretend this is all part of a grand plan

Completed Logs

launched this site instead of sleeping

connected way too many APIs

Backlog (Graveyard)

consistent sleep schedule

finish a hobby before starting a new one

Brain Dump

_unfiltered

> thoughts that survived the filter. unfortunately._

why productivity apps make me less productive

Nov 20, 2025

Irony

on burning out, then getting bored, then building more stuff

Nov 15, 2025

Cycle

About This Mess

a digital containment zone for my ideas. sometimes they're useful. sometimes they're funny. mostly they're just here because i couldn't stop thinking about them at 3am.

as a definitely real ancient tibetan philosophy* says: "late nights belong to poets, mad men, and the adhd gremlins who vibe-code for 12 hours straight."

if you’re here, you’re either very curious or avoiding something important.
either way, absolutely do not f%$#ing touch the red button.

*not medically verified. please don’t cite this.