Inside your skull lives a little creature with three hobbies: overthinking, under-planning, and choosing the worst possible option "for the vibes."
"...thinking about snacks..."
If something feels good right now, it temporarily outranks everything else. Consequences are a future-you problem.
Your brain whispers: 'We can handle it.' This is a lie. Your brain lies often.
You don't choose based on logic. You choose based on whatever emotion has the strongest spoon at the moment.
You don't merely make mistakes — you engineer them.
Bad decisions aren't a sign of stupidity. They're a sign of intelligence under emotional duress.
"What if...?"
"I mean technically it’s not that bad."
"Well, I already started."
"Oh. Oh no."
"I will never do this again." (Lies)
Your brain keeps insisting that this time things will go differently. Reality begs to differ.
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"free will is more of a suggestion."
You weren't built for the boring version of life anyway.
✓Bad decisions are plot devices.
✓Sometimes they're just funny.
⚠Goal: Choose better disasters.
growth is optional. chaos is guaranteed.
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